>> Joke of the Day!!`

I can’t imagine I encountered something hilarious today!!
let me recite the scene..

In the clinic,
the phone rang..
I picked the phone up..
and.. (read on!)

Me: Hello, (the name of the clinic). How can I help?
Patient: Hello.. (Malay words which I couldn’t understand)..
Me: Hello, may I know who’s on the line?
Patient: (Malay words…….)
Me: Hello, this is (name of the clinic).
Patient: Yah yah.. Clinic.. (Malay words again….)
Me: Erm, do you speak english?
Patient: I speak Malay.. you speak Malay???
Me: I’m sorry, but I don’t know how to speak Malay.. Maybe you can ask someone around you who can speak english to speak to me?
Patient: No English.. Malay..!
Me: I’m really sorry, but I cant understand Malay, can you ask someone who can speak english to talk to me??

Patient pass the phone to a kid (that can Speak Malay and English, to do the translation).
Me: Hello, this is (name of the clinic).. how can I help your friend?
Kid: You wait ah.. (kid speaking to patient in Malay)..
kid: she ask you if she’s sick or not..
Me: (dunno to laugh or to cry..) Erm. I can’t tell if she’s sick or not just by speaking to her on the phone, she has to come to the clinic to let the doctor review her before doctor can diagnose if she’s unwell or not.
kid: she say she come here 1 week ago..
Me: May I have the name of your friend?

Kid asking the adult nearby how to spell the name of the friend.
Kid: Hello? her name is (her name la.. paiseh.. cannot reveal..)
Me: According to her record card, she has only been here for her work permit medical check-up.. and everything is normal.. she’s not unwell..
Kid: orh.. okok..
Me: Anything else?
Kid: no more le..
Me: Ok! bye bye~~

end of the JOKE..
wahahahs..
funny right?
yeah,
I told Dr Tan about this..
and we had a great laugh man!!
been tempted to reply to the kid like this..
Me: yes, she’s sick.. Up there (her brain lah..)